"If it makes a good story, go for it"

So I need to own a gameboy color of each color. It’s a life goal of mine.

If you people have one, help me out!!

I’m thinking I might actually be psychic.

Or maybe I’m just not a fucking moron

“Awwww yeah! How hot is that!? My parents want me to bang you tonight.”

I just can’t even

I really feel like getting drunk this weekend.

“There will be no fucking of dead babies in my household!”

And

“Don’t touch me with your grandma hands!”

Oh boy XD

Just don’t want to be around people right now…

This dress will be the death of me…

I had a dream last night…
It touched me I a way I haven’t felt In a very long time
I had a dream that
My sink wasn’t spewing toilet water
And that I didn’t have to wake up every hour to change the buckets

Fuck you Kellum

SO

Ya….

Pretty good weekend

actually….pretty awesome weekend.

NOW!!! I just need to think of an awesome date idea

thinking….

thinking….

thinking…

BOOOM! Got it